How
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This little piece appeared in the May 11, 2000 Rootsweb
ezine's Humor
section.
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| Chicago,
IL |
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One
hand on wheel; one hand on horn. |
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| New
York City, NY |
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One
hand on wheel; one finger out the window. |
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| Boston,
MA |
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One
hand on wheel; one hand on newspaper. |
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Foot
solidly on accelerator. |
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| San
Francisco, CA |
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One
hand on wheel, cradling cell phone; |
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brick
on accelerator. |
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| Los
Angeles, CA |
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One
hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, |
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brick
on accelerator. Gun
in lap. |
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| Seattle,
WA |
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One
hand on latte; one knee on wheel, cradling |
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cell
phone. Foot on brake; mind on ballgame. |
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| Hugo,
OK |
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Two
hands gripping wheel; blue hair barely visible |
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above
window level, driving 15 mph on state highways |
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and
city streets in the left lane with the right blinker on. |
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| Dallas,
TX |
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One
hand on wheel; one hand on hunting rifle. |
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Alternating
both feet used on the accelerator and both on the brake. |
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